light: A source you use in the middle of the night so that you will not kill urself walking from one end of the room to the other
hand phone: A device 89% of the young ppl can't survive without 2day. It males them distracted and not study. It may oso irritate parents when children use this device during eating.
Clothes: Something we wear in order not to frighten others with wat lies in layers on our tummy.
Mother: The closest person you have and cooks and clean. Have a high tendecy to scold you with no reason. But you love her very much anyway.
specs: A brilliant invention by (dunno hu). It is worn on the eyes. It keeps ppl safe by not walking into walls or even poles which are usually a blur when you are short-sighted.
Connie: A head-strong person hu can get very angry when small stuffs happen. ex: her ruler, pen is missing. May kill ppl somebody someday.. ( ahaha joking, dun kill me...)
violin: A beautiful musical instrument only when played by real violinist.. It may sound like a half-dead chicken and tends to cause earaches and headaches when played by a begginer.
Friends for sale (facebook): A place where you can buy ur friends or even loved ones and go bankrupt keeping them. It is also used to buy enimies and the poor person is ordered to pick up poop for the sake of the buyers entertainment.
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